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quote from Somnium
I would bungee-jump out of an airplane naked, then release and open my parachute at the last possible second, only to land on a snowboard on the top of Mt. Everest, which I would go bravely plunging down, off of a cliff - my second parachute would open, and I would sail to the ground far below so I could tour the surrounding countries and be pleasured by numerous lesbians. Then, with fifteen minutes left to go, I' unlock the secret to immortality. Phew! Just in time.

Don't you mean numerous, nice, nubile lesbians? You might want to be a little more specific lest you get "pleasured" by a pack of 70-year-old, angry, single-toothed, clipped-haired, cat-breathed lesbians. You wouldn't want to spend the rest of your immortality attempting to purge your mind of the memory. There aren't that many showers to be had, even with eternity on your side.

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Cranial analysis

left brain		right brain

math/logic - 3.57%		romance - 16.00%
physical - 53.57%		reminiscing - 52.00%
rants - 42.86%		art/music - 32.00%
total: 69.14%		total: 30.86 %

Results: Primarily athletic with thoughtful tendencies.

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