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Ecstatic (elephants) as suggested by Kenny Reyna
From whence have these elephants come today?
They'll vacate the premises soon, I pray.
Trumpeting, stampeding, flapping their ears;
It started with one, but soon came his peers,
Then 'peers' became 'herd', and 'herd' became more!
With each new arrival I miss 'before'.
They care not one bit for our modest plight,
I dare say they've settled in for the night.
It's rude to be dour 'round celebrations,
Let us consult the United Nations.
O nations, dear nations of unity.
Please come and examine what's vexing me.
My evening, once somber and well-composed,
Now rattles with noises from every nose.
Look here, look there! Far too rowdy, I think.
What year of age may an elephant drink?
What happens then, when he fancies a drive?
He'll crush the car and the owner alive!
In just a few hours I must awake,
But sleep is unlikely when walls do shake!
Army men silently took in the scene
Of elephants dancing to "Killer Queen".
The General grimly bit his cigar.
Then radioed in the SitRep so far
A squelching, a squawking, a tense moment -
The General stood with stoic intent.
From behind a helmet of camoflauge
A great booming voice: "oh, don't be a stodge"!
Trying to sleep, wished I'd never been born,
Forgive me if I'm not chipper this morn. |
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"Children need to be taught from preschool that they might have to put a bullet between the eyes of their own undead mother." - Evans City, PA Police Chief Gino Fulci
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